Read this quote in a thread on the SDMB. It's freaking hilarious!

"They told me if I voted for Gore, then gas prices would skyrocket, the government would get bigger, and the world would turn on America... and they were right!"

Thanks Mr2001 ;)

I can't believe it, I'm almost afraid to admit it...I agree with Howard Stern. *shudder* He had a lot to say this morning about the Michael Moore movie that's written about shrubya's dirty dealings and how it's being blocked from release by Disney for politically motivated reasons. Stern warned about the dick-tator and the future of our country if we don't disallow his abuse of our country. I can't believe it, I actually agree'd with everything he said. And I strongly support Kerry, obviously. He's the only hope for the future of America. And something scary, the guy who came up with and designed the electronic voting machines to be used in the next presidential election has come out and said publically that he supports shrubya and will do whatever he can to help him continue to be president. (0)_(0) Electronic voting. Get it? No paper trail, no recount. No way to recount. I feel this large wooden stick being inserted in the proverbial American anus, and shrubya's holding the other end with both hands and turning the nob with a giant shit-eating grin on his face. :(

I'll post cites to my sources shortly.